Student, Soldier, Seamstress
you realize you cut the fabric wrong…
immediately after you make that last snip :(
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
Guy: So, since you make lingerie, what kind of lingerie do you wear?
Me: I don't think that's your business.
Guy: Has anyone ever told you you have like a huge guard up?
Me: Yeah, usually right after they ask me a disrespectful question about my underwear.